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Monday, 21 September 2009

Footballer Fined For Sex With Parking Meter

A DRUNK footballer's loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates' Court.

He then made racial slur against a passerby - the final straw for police.

Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance.

Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it."

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